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FreeTo Enter
Kicks Off Tuesday, Sept 1

Win $500 Cash, Free Meals For The Rest Of 2026, And The Sponsored Athlete Title.

8 weeks. 50 spots. Free to enter. Judged against your own goal, so regular people win. Every finisher gets rewarded.

Signups close Sunday, Aug 30 at midnight ·

KickoffSep 1
Entry CostFree
SpotsOnly 50
Winner RevealNov 7
What's On The Line

The Prize Wall.

Judged fair. Paid out live Nov 7.

Runner-Up · 2nd Place
$250

Cash. Second-best transformation.

Grand Champion
$500 Cash
  • Free Macroman Meals for the rest of 2026. Every week, on us, through Dec 31.
  • Official Sponsored Athlete. Your story on our channels. A title nobody can buy.
Third Place
$100

Cash. Third-best transformation.

Finish = Win

Complete all 8 weeks, earn a real Finisher reward. Revealed at kickoff. No participation trophies.

The Fall Window

November 1 Is Coming Either Way.

Most people gain weight from September to January. Not you. Not this year.

Start Sept 1, And By Halloween:

  • 56 days of dialed-in eating, zero cooking.
  • A weigh-in trend you are proud of.
  • Holiday-proof habits, no January restart.
  • 50 people cheering your name, and a real shot at the prizes.

The 8 weeks pass either way. Spend them becoming the November version of you.

How It Works

Three Moves. That's The Whole Game.

1

Join Free By Aug 30

Two-minute form below. No card, no catch. Your crew invite hits your phone.

2

Eat. Check In. Repeat.

Order $50+ of meals each week, pick up like normal, send a 5-minute private check-in. That's the week.

3

Finish And Get Rewarded

Go the distance and you are in the running for $500, free meals, and the title on Nov 7. Finisher reward guaranteed.

The Fine Print, Upfront · Staying In Prize Contention Means

  • All 8 weekly $50+ orders placed by each Wednesday midnight
  • Every weekly check-in submitted on time (weigh-in, measurements, short update)
  • All 3 story videos filmed (start, halfway, finish)
  • Show up for the group and be available for the live reveal Nov 7
Built For Real Life

You Don't Need To Be An Athlete.
You Need 8 Weeks.

Judged Against Your Goal

You set your target on day one. You compete against your own starting line, so a busy parent can beat a gym rat.

No Progress Photos. Ever.

Private weigh-in and measurements, seen only by the judging team. Photos are 100% optional, always.

No Gym Required

Train if you want. This is won in the kitchen, and the kitchen is handled.

A Crew Of 50 Behind You

Wins get loud. Rough weeks get lifted. You are never in it alone.

Pasha Volokh, founder and NPC athlete, with Macroman meal trays
Your Coach, All 8 Weeks
"85% of your results come from proper nutrition."

Pasha Volokh, founder and NPC athlete, is in the group all 8 weeks. Coaching, answering, judging. Direct access.

Your Unfair Advantage

The Hard Part Is Already Done.

Other challenges make you cook, weigh, and track. Yours arrives chef-prepared, weighed to the gram, ready in 2 minutes.

The $50 you already spend on food each week becomes your fuel. Eating right stops being the battle.

5.0 · 450+ Reviews Grade A Kitchen Never Frozen Kept Below 38° 11 Pickup Spots
The Season Schedule

Know Every Deadline Upfront.

WeekOrder By (Wed)Pickup WeekendDue This Week
1Sep 2Sep 5 - 6Baseline check-in · Intro Video
2Sep 9Sep 12 - 13Weekly check-in
3Sep 16Sep 19 - 20Weekly check-in
4Sep 23Sep 26 - 27Weekly check-in · Midpoint Video
5Sep 30Oct 3 - 4Weekly check-in
6Oct 7Oct 10 - 11Weekly check-in
7Oct 14Oct 17 - 18Weekly check-in
8Oct 21Oct 24 - 25Final check-in · Finale Video

The rhythm never changes: order Wednesday, pick up that weekend at any of the 11 spots.

Key Dates

Signups closeAug 30
KickoffSep 1
First order dueWed Sep 2
Halfway hypeWeek 4
Challenge endsOct 31
Live winner revealNov 7
Getting In

50 Jerseys. One Has Your Name On It.

Free. Capped at 50. First come, first served.

Your Free Spot Includes

  • 8 weeks of coaching with Pasha in the room
  • The private crew of 50 behind you
  • A shot at $500, free meals, and the title
  • A guaranteed Finisher reward when you complete all 8 weeks

No card. No fee. No excuses left.

Signups close Sunday, Aug 30 at midnight ·

Lock In Your Free Spot

Takes two minutes. Use the same email you order meals with.

By entering you confirm you are 18+, can pick up in Kentucky or Southern Indiana, and agree to the official challenge rules sent with your confirmation.

Something went wrong sending your entry. Please try again, or call or text (502) 289-6464 and we will enter you by hand.

You're On The Roster.

Check your phone and inbox for your confirmation and the private group invite. Week one starts Sept 1. Let's get after it.

Common Questions

Straight Answers.

Yes. Entry is free. The $50 weekly order is your food, not a fee.

No. Never. Check-ins are a private weigh-in and measurements. Photos are 100% optional.

No. You are scored against your own starting point. If you have a goal, you belong here.

You can keep going, but it costs consistency points and can cost you the prizes.

Automatically, through your account. Enter with the same email you order with.

Yes. Order by Wednesday midnight, pick up that weekend at any of the 11 spots.

Check-ins: judging team only. Videos celebrate you publicly only with your permission.

Live, Saturday, November 7, with the whole crew.

Your Move.

Eat like your goals depend on it. Because they do. 8 weeks. 50 spots. Free.

Claim One Of 50 Free Spots

Signups close Sunday, Aug 30 at midnight ·